By Christian Mabry | 3/24/2021, 6:24 PM CST
Someone call the Stair Lift salesman because President Joe Biden is having trouble making it up those pesky steps, but sure, watch how quickly he “runs up ramps.” In other news, the White House fired several employees and sent others home for smoking marijuana! Remember when Vice President Harris admitted to doing the very same thing? Also, what do you think about the fact that Joe Biden referred to her as “President Harris” in a speech? Was it a mistake?
But wait, there’s more!
• DC Police arrest a man with a gun outside of VP quarters
• More are recognizing DeSantis as likely 2024 GOP nominee
• Biden endorses Manchin’s talking filibuster plan
• Xavier Becerra confirmed as Secretary of Health by razor thin margin
• Putin challenges Biden to live debate after Biden calls him a killer
• Biden administration struggles in talks with China
• Mass shooting in Atlanta kills 8, media claims it is racially motivated before substantial evidence is gathered
• Mass shooting in Boulder kills 10, media is completely silent about race after discovering that the killer isn’t white
• VP Harris laughs hysterically when asked if she will visit the border
• AP Journalist released From Myanmar jail, other journalists remain in custody
• The U.S. Sanctions China due to horrendous treatment of Uyghurs
• Marty Walsh confirmed as Secretary of Labor
• The rich fail to report approximately three times as much of their income as over half of individual taxpayers
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